Flying on Waxen Wings

wyrmoftheweb:

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i’m not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that’s seriously unethical. and i’m not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn’t get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra’s not for guarding my evil tower, it’s my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can’t defend my evil tower by my self?

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sunderwight:

Look I’m sorry to anyone who thought the Saja Boys were a real band, but it was obviously fake from the beginning.

Huntr/x has been doing this gimmick for years where they’ll put on a performance and some actors dressed up like demons will “interrupt” it or get into some choreo fights on stage and stuff. If you’re a fan you know, the demons usually symbolize things like industry corruption, Mira’s struggle with her family, Rumi being in the closet, etc, and there’s lots of hints and secret messages to the fans in what they’re wearing or how they show up. Check out huntresx5evah on blsky they’ve got an extensive examination of the “demons” over the years and what the messages to the fans are.

In the concert before Golden was released, the demons were dressed like flight attendants. That was the indication that something new was about to take off. @/queenhuntrixdontmiss and I speculated that it was going to be a new single and low and behold, it was.

But then the live performance got cancelled. It’s an open secret that Rumi was having vocal issues, so that was probably not planned. They needed to buy time for her to recover, so, enter the Saja Boys – a fake band of guys really clearly pretending to be demons, they release ONE single, do a bunch of b-tier variety shows for a week, nearly all of their public appearances have Huntr/x right there, keeping the hype and energy up until Rumi can get her throat polyps removed and furthering the routine where Huntr/x are supposed to be secret demon hunters and the Saja Boys are supposed to be secret demons.

Then the whole thing culminates in the Golden live performance at the idol awards, the big act with Huntr/x fake “break up” and the subsequent theatrics to make it up to fans for failing the first Golden performance. Huntr/x takes their obligation to fans very seriously, I’ve no doubt that they all felt terrible about having to cancel, so a free show was the obvious recourse to try and make it up to people. And they pulled out all the stops!

But the Saja Boys were never real. I mean they got real guys to pretend to be a boy band and do the dancing and lip syncing obviously, but come on, most of them didn’t even have names.

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niuniente:

Hawke never had any problems to cheer Fenris up.

Kate Beaton’s original strip

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that-house:

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

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sissiarte:

They make me phisically ill I can’t stand it. Just finished the Farseer Trilogy and already miss them horribly :_)

Anyways read these books, they definetly won’t cause any emotional damage

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

a break in their day by david hettinger. i loveyou

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xofemeraldstars:

DEAN WINCHESTER
   — 1.07 Hook Man

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netherworldpost:

miss-galaxy-turtle:

muppetmagic:

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

HOW COULD YOU FORGET

This one hit immediately after reblogging and I type this and there are many more

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voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee’d a retired racehorse

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

which-star:

I love the implication that all of huntr/x’s songs are about taking down demons like you tune into korea’s top girl group yeah they’re talking about hunting people for sport again, yeah it’s trending on melon and just won inkigayo, they only kill people in their mvs. i wonder what the group with a hunters concept will do next! will it be a song about first love?

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pansy-picnics:

i wish we couldve seen more of greg and vidalia’s relationship bc they are SO funny. in my ideal world they have like the worst mixed family situation ever

Also i’m a firm believer sour cream as a kid was just as bad if not Worse than onion bc 1. vidalia is Abnormally unfazed by whatever onion has going on so she must have already been used to it SOMEHOW and 2. bro climbed a whole fucking ferris wheel at like a year old and he was just chilling there

cheacegirl:

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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absolute-lithops-emotion:

i think that if you were to make a goncharov movie it couldn’t just be goncharov. nothing can truly be goncharov. my ideal goncharov movie is a mockumentary about the comically troubled production of a failed 2020s goncharov remake, touching on themes of nostalgia and the way we remember (and misremember) and retell stories

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aquanutart:

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philosopherking1887:

luvsick-chivalry:

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

Klingon auto-reply

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