finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

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serialreblogger:

serialreblogger:

serialreblogger:

i’ve taken it upon myself to compile a collection of memes the mcelroy brothers have contributed to this timeline. y'all there are so many

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there’s a 10-image limit but i’m only a third of the way through. stay tuned

part 2

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i have probably missed some so feel free to add on

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solvicrafts:

theladyregret:

animeshittalk:

imagine getting this review

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it

(via mr-jaybird)

adorkastock:

Let it gooooo~~~ ❄️

rainbowgaez:

rainbowgaez:

its always really funny when this happens but it’s even funnier when it’s not me who took this username

oh come the fuck on

(via beeftony)

sleepycricket:

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he’s trying to get some work done

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localwarlockunion:

Sorry I’m late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.

(via outpastthemoat)

bibaleen:

quietpinetrees:

drachenmagier:

I couldn’t resist this. The idea of space sirens and starmaids just make me want to grab pen and paper instantly. So, this is how I enjoyed my free Sunday. <3 My thanks for @quietpinetrees for the wonderful inspiration.

Scanned and coloured version, traditional media, A4-ish

As a writer, very little brings me as much joy as being the inspiration for someone else’s creativity. I want to thank @drachenmagier for sharing this magnificent art with the world.

I hope everyone inspired by my writing to create something of their own is kind enough to share it.

@deebling

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micahruiz:

transfemme and transmasc solidarity!
(prints available)

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walks-the-ages:

Anyone who used Facebook in the last 16 years can now get settlement money. Here's how.

Application to collect part of Meta's $725 million settlement is simple, requiring only a few minutes to fill out.

cbsnews.com

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-USA Residents Only-

Time Sensitive- Apply before August 25th, 2023 (8/25/23)!

Filing a claim takes less than ten minutes, and can be done HERE

Excerpt from article:

Anyone in the U.S. who used Facebook in the last 16 years can now collect a piece of a $725 million settlement by parent company Meta tied to privacy violations — as long as they fill out a claim on a website set up to pay out money to the social network’s users. 

The settlement stems from multiple lawsuits that were brought against Facebook by users who claimed that the company improperly shared their data with third-party sources such as advertisers and data brokers. The litigation began after Facebook was embroiled in a privacy scandal in 2018 with Cambridge Analytica, which scraped user data from the site as part of an effort to profile voters.

Meta denied any liability or wrongdoing under the settlement, according to the recently created class-action website. However, the agreement means that U.S. residents who used Facebook between May 24, 2007, and December 22, 2022, can file a monetary claim as long as they do so before August 25, 2023. 

Please reblog to signal boost this! As many people as possible should know about this to make their claim, if you don’t do anything you don’t get anything. It takes less than ten minutes to file and pick your payment option including pay/pal and ven/mo .

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crab-day-counter:

clawedandcute:

oracleoutlook:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

Okay so I did some research, very basic research, on the user base of tumblr and how many of us there are.

There are at least 300 million unique visitors worldwide on this site. Over 500 million blogs.

Listen. Tumblr is $30 million in debt. This is Super easy for us to solve.

If each user gifts one blog crabs, which costs slightly over $3, that would be roughly $600 million at least. Far more than enough to get Tumblr out of the red zone.

If we want tumblr to stay afloat and not change something as integral about their operating system, we need to show them they can be profitable without reducing themselves to common social media sites. What we have here is special. It is different. We are the social media site people run to when theirs collapses and for good reason.

If we want this to work, we have to make it work. We can even make it into a game. Just how long can we outlast the other social media sites?

Yes that’s exactly what I’m saying.

It needs to be a holiday. Pick a date a few weeks from now, and just make it Crab Day. Maybe a Saturday as a lot of people are paid on Fridays. Just in case this post becomes more popular than any I’ve had before, lets set the date as the last Saturday in July (which for us in 2023 will be July 29th.)

On July 29th, gift as many crabs as you can without breaking the bank. Post crab memes if you cannot afford a crab.

Tumblr can pull this off. Tumblr likes doing things like this.

Guys there’s an account for this now @crab-day-counter

(via envydean)

Anonymous asked:

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

sufficientlylargen:

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes
Did bode and call out on the dash:
Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams,
And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!
Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun
Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand;
Long time the chungus foe he sought—
So rested he in the ball pit (free!)
And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came GIFfling through the old group chat,
And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through
The discourse blade went “Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because ‘eyes of flame’ means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory’, which I guess you haven’t heard of and don’t understand.”
He left it dead, and with its head
He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boi!
O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!”
He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes
Did bode and call out on the dash:
Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams,
And all of us were trash.

lunehowls:

drawings of this guy

warningsine:

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nonasuch:

rimonoroni:

rimonoroni:

rimonoroni:

can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”

here’s a quote from a New York Times article abt it

also bonus quote from that article

“quick question about the punching, judge perlman: how about murder instead”

Jewish gangsters once took on Nazis in the streets of NYC

In the late 1930s, America’s fascism problem was eventually solved — with some Jewish toughs and their fists, a new book reveals.

New York Post

everybody says that “the government” enlisted these mobsters to beat up nazis, but like. no. no that didn’t happen? judge nathan perlman illegally called up a man who could have him shot dead at a minute to say “hey. i’ve scoured the fucking law books tryna find a way to get these fucking nazis out of here, but my legal means have unfortunately run out. so-” and meyer fucking lansky was like “ah say no more boss lemme call a buncha friends and we’ll get this sorted out real quick don’t even bother paying me.“

can you imagine that phone call. like genuinely. how am i supposed to continue living my normal life knowing this happened. people who loooove talking about punching nazis, taKE FUCKING NOTES

this is my favorite Meyer Lansky story.

my second favorite Meyer Lansky story is about the time, many years later, that he was at a meeting of mafia heads and one of them started bragging about how his son was following him into the family business.

Meyer Lansky said “That’s nice. My son works for NASA.”

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